Eulogy for a best friend · $19 · 5 minutes
For the friend who knew
the real you.
Best-friend eulogies are different. They get to be funny, specific, mildly inappropriate. That's the love you had. Don't shrink it for the room.
Tell us about them — how you met, the inside jokes, the worst thing you did together that you can mention in front of their parents. We'll shape the rest.
Example output
I met Marcus when we were 19. I was wearing a shirt I have since burned. He immediately made fun of it, then bought me a beer, then explained to me at length why my taste in everything would need to be carefully rebuilt over the next four years. We have been friends ever since.
Marcus had three rules, which he stated approximately weekly. One: don't sleep on the floor of a stranger. Two: tip 25 percent or you're a coward. Three: if a friend is sad, you sit with them in silence until they stop being sad, and that might take all night.
I watched him follow that third rule for a lot of people in this room. I am going to follow it for him.
…(continues; full version is paid)
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