Wedding speech · $9 · 3-4 minutes

A wedding speech
that doesn't bomb.

You agreed to the toast months ago. The wedding is next weekend. Every draft sounds either too jokey or too earnest. You're not going to wing it. You shouldn't have to.

Tell us who's getting married, who you are to them, one real story, and the vibe you want. We'll draft a 3-4 minute speech with a clean structure (hook → story → meaning → toast) that lands. Edit anything that doesn't sound like you.

Example output

When Marcus asked me to be his best man, I assumed it was a clerical error. Two weeks later, he reminded me it wasn't. So — here we are. A lot of you know Marcus and Lila as the couple who finishes each other's sentences. I knew Marcus before he could finish his own. We were nine. He was the kid who'd plan a sleepover three months in advance, then change every detail twice the day-of. Marcus has always known what he wanted. He just liked to argue with himself first. Then he met Lila, and for the first time in his life, he stopped arguing. He decided fast. He decided right. Lila — you've made him better in ways the rest of us were starting to think weren't possible. You've made him calmer, kinder, and roughly 30 percent more punctual. So: to Marcus and Lila. To deciding right. To the rest of your story, which I cannot wait to watch unfold.

…(continues; full version is paid)

1. Tell us

Fill the form. 2-4 minutes.

2. Preview

See the opening for free. Walk away if it's wrong.

3. Pay $9

Get the full draft. Plain text + printable. Yours.

Common questions

How long is the speech?
3-4 minutes when read aloud, around 350-500 words. Standard for receptions.
Can I make it funnier or more serious?
Yes — pick a tone and we'll shape the speech around it.
What if I'm not the best man?
Works for maid of honor, parent, sibling, the couple themselves — pick your role in the form.