Sibling speech · $9 · 2-3 minutes

The speech only
a sibling can give.

Siblings get away with the best material because we earned it. Use that.

Tell us about them as a sibling — one inside joke, one thing they were terrible at as a kid, one way they're finally settled. We'll write it.

Example output

I have known Marcus longer than anyone in this room. I have lived with him, eaten with him, fought with him in the back seat of a Volvo for approximately the entire decade of the nineties. Marcus, at age nine, told me — and I quote — "I am the smarter one and you should accept it." He has, in the thirty years since, taken approximately seven hundred opportunities to remind me of this position. I am not going to refute it tonight, because today is his day and I am a good sister. Lila — congratulations on becoming an in-law. Welcome to our nonsense.

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Common questions

How long is the speech?
3-4 minutes when read aloud, around 350-500 words. Standard for receptions.
Can I make it funnier or more serious?
Yes — pick a tone and we'll shape the speech around it.
What if I'm not the best man?
Works for maid of honor, parent, sibling, the couple themselves — pick your role in the form.